Thursday, February 08, 2007

Dear editor of the Muse,

We are enemies. Why can't you just recognize that it is my fate to write for the Arts and Entertainment section of the paper at BU? I don't like how you ignore me. I email you three times, and what do I get? A bunch of emails from BU Today but none from you. It's not that I have nothing to write about. I had a suggestion for an article. I just needed your approval that it would actually be printed, but no you couldn't do that. I may not look like a hipster doofus that would normally write for the arts section of a paper, but neither do you. Trust me, I know. I looked you up on facebook. So watch your back cause Comm Ave. is a dangerous place.
your worst nightmare,
Jane Horstmann

1 comment:

Helen said...

Oh, how I miss the days where every blog post included a threat to someone. Her worst nightmare, indeed.